The Bungled Jungle

WILD Flowers, Exotic Animals and truly stranger other things!!!

Silly creatures for silly people

Welcome to The Bungled Jungle

Many of these varmints will be making their annual migration South...appearing at the Austin Armadillo Christmas Bazaar, Austin, Texas, December 16 - December 24. www.armadillobazaar.com

What You're Lookin' At

Each of these varmints/creatures/monsters/whatevers is a one-of-a-kind, unique, made-by-hand sculpture. Each piece is sculpted, in a layered process using a variety of plastics, rubber, clay, metals and foolishness. It takes between 2 weeks to a month to build each piece (or longer on really extravagant pieces.) Check out our photo gallery for lots of examples.

handmade monsters for the homeYou may be asking yourself, "Well, what are they for?" And we can proudly answer, "Not much," but they do make you laugh. Also, you'll notice if you hang one on a wall or in a space, you won't have to clean quite so often... folks tend to overlook things, like cleanliness, if there is something in their field of view that has an awful lot of teeth and it is looking back at them. The effect has been scientifically proven(I just made that up to add authority here) to be cumulative...the more varmints you've got up, the less cleaning you'll have to do...why you can even put off painting for a couple of years. Talk about your labor saving devices...you can figure out for yourself just how cost effective these guys really are.

Who Buys Them:

We're often asked, just who buys these? We can only answer "People with a twinkle in their eyes."

Dental Coverage:

jungle bungleNow how much art do you own that has complete (and free!) dental coverage? If your varmint bites down on something unforgiving...no worries. We replace any broken teeth!

How do you clean them?

Hose 'em down. Using a spray, like the vegetable sprayer on a sink, quickly blast out the dust in the pores, shake off the excess water and let air dry. Try THAT on your fine art

While you are in town, have the best coffee at 2 convenient locations: The Sacred Ground, on Highway 50, and Cafe Dawn, downtown, near our shop.

Bungle Jungle in the Press.

Read a recent article in the Mountain Mail newspaper.

See something you would like to purchase???

Here's how to do it: Send us an email with your selection and your phone number and information about when we can reach you by phone. We will call and collect Mastercard or Visa numbers and get your shipping address. If you are outside of Colorado, there is no sales tax. Shipping on most small items is as low as $5 (Priority Mail, USPS.)

salida colorado monster gallery
We now have a permanent gallery in Salida Colorado. Downtown, near the stoplight at 132 West First Street.
arizona renaissance fair booth
This is our Arizona Renaissance Fair Booth, see us here every February and March.