What You're Lookin' At
Each of these varmints/creatures/monsters/whatevers
is a one-of-a-kind, unique, made-by-hand sculpture. Each
piece is sculpted, in a layered process using a variety of
plastics, rubber, clay, metals and foolishness. It takes
between 2 weeks to a month to build each piece (or longer
on really extravagant pieces.) Check out our photo
gallery for lots of examples.
You may be asking yourself, "Well, what are they for?" And
we can proudly answer, "Not much," but they do
make you laugh. Also, you'll notice if you hang one on a
wall or in a space, you won't have to clean quite so often... folks
tend to overlook things, like cleanliness, if there is something
in their field of view that has an awful lot of teeth and
it is looking back at them. The effect has been scientifically
proven (I just made that up to add authority here) to be
cumulative...the more varmints you've got up, the less cleaning
you'll have to do...why you can even put off painting for
a couple of years. Talk about your labor saving devices...you
can figure out for yourself just how cost effective these
guys really are.
Who Buys Them:
We're often asked, just who buys these? We can only answer "People
with a twinkle in their eyes."
- People who let their inner child
out to play,
- Dentists (great distraction factor),
- School principals,
- Faux-trophy hunters
- People with better things to do
- Musicians, artists and other riff-raff,
- Silly people, Teachers (great teaching
- Computer geeks
- People whose sense of humor is greater
than their judgment
Now how much art do you own that has complete (and free!)
dental coverage? If your varmint bites down on something
unforgiving...no worries. We replace any broken teeth!
How do you clean them?
Hose 'em down. Using a spray,
like the vegetable sprayer on a sink, quickly blast out the
dust in the pores, shake off the excess water and let air
dry. Try THAT on your fine art
While you are in town, have the best coffee at 2 convenient locations:
The Sacred Ground, on Highway 50, and Cafe Dawn, downtown, near our shop.
Bungle Jungle in the Press.
Read a recent article in the Mountain Mail newspaper.
See something you would like to purchase???
Here's how to do it: Send us an email with your selection and your phone number and information about when we can reach you by phone. We will call and collect Mastercard or Visa numbers and get your shipping address. If you are outside of Colorado, there is no sales tax. Shipping on most small items is as low as $5 (Priority Mail, USPS.)
We now have a permanent gallery in Salida Colorado. Downtown,
near the stoplight at 132 West First Street.
This is our Arizona Renaissance Fair Booth, see us here every February and March.