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Icky Things - click monster image to view a larger image
Saber toothed Rat	Icky Mouse	Intestinal Ick	Garden Ick	Hairy Wallcrawler
Flower Derangements - click monster image to view a larger image
Azalea Loudflower	Herbert	Orange Mumster	Pink Mumster	Invasive Species
Big Varmints - click monster image to view a larger image
Uncle Al	Hairy Scarey Dragon	Green Dragon	Wall Slug	Carnivorous-Clam
Mirrors - click monster image to view a larger image
Green and Gold Fish Mirror	Aquarium Mirror	Shark Mirror	Buffalo Mirror	Alligator Mirror
Wall Crawlers - click monster image to view a larger image
Green Crooner	Ding-a-Ling	Purple Wallflower	Orange Exhuberance	Red-eyed Rodent
Pink Tweaker	Green Wuhoozit	Hairy Blue Wallcrawler	2 Headed Confusion	Blue-Puffer
Leapers and Runners - click monster image to view a larger image
Winged-Runner	Running Ripper	Orange Runner	Blue Runny Nose	Lavendar Leaper
Sitters - click monster image to view a larger image
Blue Green Hopping Whutzit	Dragon Card Holder	Pink and Teal Azalean	Green Eye Stalker	Pink Eyed Whacker
Golden Howler	Frilly Bird	Earnest Blue Thumper	Pink and Purple Hopper	Blue Green Polypus
Flyers - click monster image to view a larger image
Red Winged Flying Eye	Googly Flying Eye	Golden Winged Flying Eye	Feral Frog	Green Remote Eye
Out-of-control in Purple	Hot pink and purple Fairy Oddmother	Red Remote Eye	Eager Ed	Purple Ectoplasmatoid
Small Heads - click monster image to view a larger image
Blue nose sharp shark	Hot Pink Nipper	Bent nose Ben	Pink and Orange Dragon	Purple and Pink Biter
Fish - click monster image to view a larger image
Teal Eel	One eyed Grumpfish	Purple Muncher	Neon Nipper	Purple Puffer
Pink and Purple Snarfish	Grrreen and purple horned toad	Flaming Idiotfish	7 Inches of Loudfish	Blue Wackyfish
Computer Viruses - click monster image to view a larger image
Orange Nipping Virus	Green Confuser Virus	Green Computer Virus	Aggressive Orange Virus	Hot-Pink Computer Virus